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(569 previous messages)Dalton - Aug 23, 2010 8:37 pm (#570 of 582)
So, when WX eventually crashes, where are you all goin?
- Aug 23, 2010 8:54 pm (#571 of 582)
We will be raptured!
Pyrothius
- Aug 23, 2010 9:10 pm (#572 of 582)
And on that note (thanks for the unknowing lead-in, DB)...\
I'd like to announce the formation of Light a Fire Ministries, a new ministry I will be directing initially on the Web. The name "Light a Fire" is based on the mission of this ministry: namely, that we, as Christians, are supposed to testify and witness to others, helping to bring them to Christ. Too many of us do not do this. This ministry is meant to light a fire under the butts of all Christians to start testifying and witnessing to unbelievers all over the world. Christ is coming back, sooner than we might think; and He does not want any left behind that could come along on the Rapture.
It is much easier to talk to fellow Christians about Christ than it is to talk to an unbeliever; however, our duty, as loving brothers and sisters in Christ, is to give those unbelievers the truth: That Jesus loves us, that we need Him, and that He wants us ALL to be with him in eternal life. So please, help bring someone to the Lord today.
I will post the website once it is up and running.
- Aug 24, 2010 7:53 am (#573 of 582)
Perhaps you can get it sponsored by www.nifc.gov.
- Aug 25, 2010 8:21 pm (#574 of 582)
Wait is WX crashing for good?
Apparently I am too.
The economy is hitting everyone hard - now the Grim Reaper is looking for a profitable business plan. I got cold called by a local funeral home offering me a tour of the facilities and samples of the arrangements to be made, along with a "FREE consultation with a bereavement specialist prior to my eternal demise."
It's hard out thee for a pimp, but apparently it's even harder for the Grim Reaper these days.
- Aug 25, 2010 8:43 pm (#575 of 582)
It better not be crashing for good! But it's rumored it could with nobody steering the ship.
Pyrothius
- Aug 25, 2010 11:26 pm (#576 of 582)
"FREE consultation with a bereavement specialist prior to my eternal demise." (Blondie)
Did you explain that you weren't going to have an "eternal" demise?
- Aug 26, 2010 8:40 pm (#577 of 582)
I did - I also informed Martian Vader the unertaker cold caller that I did not wish to be "internaled" anywhere and had yet to give much thought to interment either.
Eric was sitting next to me laughing so hard he had tears. I made him promise me that should I go first and he dared use Restland Eternal Homes I'd come back from the grave and haunt him. With that kind of stupid some one needs to make sure departed are really dead.
- Aug 27, 2010 5:48 am (#578 of 582)
An E-Mail from my Younger Daughter.
PLEASE READ The "Little" Things - It will only take a moment
The "Little" Things
As you might remember, the head of a company survived
9/11 because his son started kindergarten that morning.
Another fellow was alive because it was
his turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
alarm clock didn't go off on time.
One was late because of being stuck on the N. J. turnpike
because of an auto accident.
One of them
missed his bus.
One of them spilled food on her clothes and had to take
time to change.
One's
car wouldn't start.
One couldn't
get a taxi.
The one that struck me most was the man who put on a new pair of shoes and took
the various means to get to work that morning. He developed a blister on his foot and
stopped at a drugstore to buy a bandaid
and that is why he is alive today!
Now when I am
stuck in traffic,
miss an elevator,
turn back to answer a ringing phone
All the "little" things that annoy me,
I think to myself
This is exactly where God wants me to be
at this very moment.
Next time your morning seems to be going wrong,
You can't seem to find the car keys,
You hit every traffic light.
Don't get mad or frustrated,
It may be just that
God is at work watching over you.
May God continue to bless you with all those annoying "little" things
and may you remember their possible purpose.
Feel free to pass this on.
There is no luck attached.
If you delete this, it's okay.
God's Love is Not Dependent on E-Mail!!!
- Aug 27, 2010 12:58 pm (#579 of 582)
For Anyone Who's Interested.
This is about my Grandson, who is Presently serving as a US Marine. I just got the Word today, that he is about Two Days into a Five-and-a-Half Week "Cruise" on the SS Wright. This is not considered a Permanent Assignment - it's still Part of his Training.
Here's some Info on his Ship:
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=SS+Wright&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=CoQw_NxR4TL3eK5XcygTEuqyGAQAAAKoEBU_Qab7u&pbx=1&fp=7db4f7af4a13aa89
- Aug 28, 2010 12:06 am (#580 of 582)
- Aug 28, 2010 12:35 am (#581 of 582)
ROFL!
- Aug 28, 2010 1:43 am (#582 of 582)
Ok, this is definitely news of the weird, but also of the gross!
Litter box becomes weapon in fight, Pasco police say
By Vivian Yee, Times Staff Writer
Posted: Jul 01, 2010 01:18 PM
NEW PORT RICHEY — A spat over prescription drugs turned ugly early Wednesday when Rachel Switzer lost a messy cat fight with her live-in girlfriend, authorities said.
Enraged that Switzer had refused to give her Roxicodone pills, Kristin Stiehler, 23, banged on the front door of their shared home and broke through the door of their bedroom, where Switzer was hiding, New Port Richey police said.
Then, police said, Stiehler picked up a cat litter box and attacked.
By the time the fight was over, Switzer was sprawled on the bed with cat feces on her face, hair and ears and cat litter coating her hair, police said.
Switzer told police she had blacked out after being slapped and choked.
The couple have lived together for six months at 5344 James St.
Police arrested Stiehler and charged her with domestic battery by strangulation. More charges may follow after authorities investigate the Roxicodone pills at issue in the argument, Capt. Jeffrey Harrington said.
Stiehler is being held at the Land O'Lakes jail without bail.
http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/crime/article1106288.ece
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